Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Phir wohi......

To all the pankhas and AC of my popular (don't laugh) blog,

Here is an advice from me (actually copied from shanu), if you are suffering from writer's block, if you don't know what crap to write and if you do not wish to be forgotten by your blog friends, then ensure that all the kind souls exisiting in the blogosphere tag you. Last week rammy and insignia had tagged me. This week it is Shanu who has tagged me. Thanks dost! Aakhir ek writer's block kii patient hee dusre writer's blockwali patient kaa dard samajh sakti hain. So here's Gaya3 writing from the airconditioned prison about her dastaan:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn on page 18 and find line 4 –It is my office diary and page 18 is blank sorry :(

2.
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can & catch air? – My colleague's bald head actually :P

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? – office mein TV nahi hain boss...but the last thing I saw was the search operation for Andhra CM. Sad he's no more. May his soul RIP

4.
Without looking, guess what time it is? – 12.40 PM

5.
Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? – 12.45 PM

6.
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?- One colleague bitching about another...hehehe

7.
When did you last step outside? What were you doing? – At 10.30 AM, I boarded a relatively khali train today

8. Before you started this Q&As, what did you look at?- My mailbox to check if I have any work to finish...nah! today is relaxing day for me...yayyyyyyyy!

9.
What are you wearing?- Kapda boss. To be precise Yellow shirt and Orange trouser ekdum govinda types :P

10. When did you last laugh? – Just now when my colleague shared a joke with me...

11. What is on the walls of the room you are in? – Painted walls with cracks developing on them.
12.
Seen anything weird lately? – Yeah, a blind beggar who could see once he got off the train

13. What do you think of this quiz? Time pass karne kaa bahana mil gaya

14. What is the last film you saw?Quickgun Murugan (it was funny...MIND IT!!!)

15. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy?- I will acquire my office and become it's CEO :) juice peevano, carom ramvanoo, majaanee life! :P

16. Tell me something about you that I dunno!- I keep changing my career plans@60 seconds daily

17.
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?- I would eradicate illiteracy

18. Do you like to Dance?- Ofcourse, I am a pro in Visarjan Dance boss...today I will go to girgaon chowpatti and do my famous visarjan dance

19. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?- Itni durr kii soch hain nahi, but then I like this name Vanshi (flute)

20. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?- Again inti durr kii soch hain nahi meri...but Kamina kaisa rahega? (hehehe sorry) I would keep Arjun

21. Would you ever consider living abroad? – Nahi main daddy, mummy, siddhu se durr nahi reh sakti (wah! I am proud of my dialogue delivery)

22. What do you want GOD to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? – Aa gayi phir se...now you better learn to be disciplined here.

I tag: Sam, AS, insignia and Rammy(sorry doston...yeh dastaan chalta rahega)

P.S: I hope I write (crib actually) about something else the next time.

23 comments:

  1. Whoopsie!! Are you feeling blank too? In fact, I had the same thoughts on my mind, I did not know what to write and I didn't want to write about my mundane activities!!! Until the Amrica thingy flashed.

    I thoroughly enjoyed reading all your answers. Errrr...:-S Whats this Visarjan Dance and where do you learn it?

    Eradicating illiteracy...High 5 to you on this.

    Finally, thanks for tagging me. I'll take it up :-)

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  2. hii

    loved reading ur tag !!

    hahah! and yups thanks for passing on the fun to me ! :D

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  3. yellow shirt n orange trouser?!?!?!
    r u the sunshine gal of the office or something??? ;)

    hope ur colleagues wear shades :P

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  4. Miss Bright n Sunny...yellow shirt n orange trousers...Woah...n wat exactly did u mean by Visarjan dance???
    Vanshi sounds sweet :)

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  5. You have no clue of what you are gonna do with your job or your career.. but you know what you are gonna call your son!!! Awesome priorities babe!!!!!

    And orange and yellow kapde?? Maa kasam, ekdum African parrot lagegi tu!

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  6. hehe.. nice tag..!

    and vanshi is really sweet name! :)

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  7. Welcome to the Writer's Block!! have been facing that too since sometime now!! .. looks like all of us around here are out of ideas to write about!

    (1)I keep changing my career plans@60 seconds daily!! Very good! welcome to the club! ( My frequency is a lil slow though. generally it happens every second day!!)

    (2) Door ki sochti bhi nahi , par naam select kar liya!! hmm..hmm.. But Vanshi is a nice name :)

    (3) And yes .. The last one was fuperb!!

    thnx for tagging me.. lets see if i can do better or atlest as funny as urs!!

    cheers
    rammy

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  8. Navjot Singh Siddhu se tum door kyun nahin rah sakti??? :-)

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  9. Siddhu? Did u say Siddhu.

    Is ur brother's name Siddarth by any chance?Mere bhai ka bhi naam Siddharth hai

    Agar yeh kissi movie ka dialogue tha toh sory for the faltoo excitmnt..havnt watched a movie in 2 mnths (other thn While u were sleepin of course)

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  10. Insignia and lakshmi visarjan dance is the dance tht we do when we take ganeshji's or devi's idol for immersion. hmm...even the dance tht the baraatis do in marriages can be included in visarjan dance category

    AS u better take this up...it's my order ;-)

    BE and lakshmi again,i m a huge govinda fan so have to follow his dress code naa...yes my colleagues wear shades and come :-D

    sam...tuney meri psychology samajh lee :)main toh popat hee hoon, hamesha mera popat hothe rehtahain

    thanks abhinav...kamina accha nahi hain kya?

    rammy...same pinch...btw your page is not accepting my comments...why? why? i read ur's it was very good...i m nt able to comment donno y :(

    parikshith...siddhu mere bhai kaa naam hain :)

    shanu tu toh badi shani hain...yaa siddharth is my bro's name....kya ho gaya yaar tune koi nayi movie kyun nahi dekhi?

    quest...so m i :)

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  11. @ gayathri,

    i duuno why u are not able to comment on my post?? others are able to?? kaunse blog ke baarein mein bol rahi hai?

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  12. That was funny..
    Yellow shirt and orange trousers..is the inspiration driven from govinda or Quick gun murugan??? ;)

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  13. No eggs and tamatars, only good wishes :)
    first time here..liking it quite...

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  14. lol funny meme, thanks for sharing, little too much, lol, lol. Anna :)

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  15. Gayathri, you are so cute and funny! Loved this post. :)

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  16. rammy...i donno yaar...i tried commenting again for all the recent blogs in which u don't find my comments but its nt accepting my comments...

    thanks gayathri...i love govinda type of dressing...meri company hothi toh i would have dressed that way daily

    thanks diwakar for not throwing eggs and tamatars on me...thanks for visiting my blog!

    thanks anna

    thanks anita, btw like rammy's blog...i m facing trouble in commenting in your blog...donno y my comments r nt being accepted

    thanks shruti...glad to know that u liked my blog!

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  17. You got something to pick up from my blog. Please check

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  18. hey...inspired from people like you..I am also goin to swithch my first job..I ve decided ..right now..hehe..

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  19. Hehe everybody in the same boat huh;-P

    LOL at what God said;-D!!!!

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  20. Me too was off for about a month.
    I am not a pankha of tags, but they do serve this purpose of getting the lazy-bones back to writing very well :).
    You would put Govinda to shame :).
    Really enjoyed the tag.

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