Saturday, June 20, 2009

A letter from pyaasi aatma

Dear Indradevta aka Rain god,

Hi Indra. Wassup buddy? how u doing? Accha listen listen it's mid-june now and as per what my geography teacher said, june-sept is monsoon time for us. But then, it's mid-june now and all that we are witnessing here is chubti, jalti garmi. Kya huva god? Why this sudden delay? Kya aapke idhar bhi cost-cutting chalu hain? yaa kya aapka megha rani ke saath break off ho gaya? Anyways I do not know what's the matter, just wanted to convey to you that we poor creatures on earth are melting like molten cadbury choclates. We sweat as though we have taken bath in salt water and our clothes stink as though it has not been washed for 1 whole year. And no we are not even ready to buy the nth dabba of Nycil and Dermicool powder. So god if you want us to give a good feedback about you during your appraisal time, you will have to patch up with megha rani soon and bless us with rains. And if megha rani is not getting pataoed, then fikar not god, all you need to do is:



1. go to www.youtube.com and search for Raj Kapoor's Pyaar huva ikraar huva song,

2. watch the video with rapt attention, by heart the tune and andaaz of Raj Kapoor,

3. arrange for an orchestra,

4. stand below megha rani's balcony with flowers and choclates and sing this song.



Dekhna megha rani maan jayegi...this is a tried and tested formula, hence you can use this method bindaas. Bas kuch bhi karo, we need some respite from this chubti jalti garmi. As for me, you know like every monsoon...I am waiting for that moment when I can sit on the grills with a cup of hot masala chai and onion pakodas, inhale the mitti kii kushboo and enjoy rains. I know you will not let us down like the MET department. I trust you completely :)

Awaiting your reply in Actions...

Your's truly,
Pyasi Aatma





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33 comments:

  1. Amal BoseJune 20, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    we are getting enough rain here :P

    hope u get it soon :)
    take care

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  2. ShanuJune 20, 2009 at 9:32 PM

    LOL....How come no1 thght of Indra's breakup wit Megha bfr this?? Super post!!

    LMAO @ Threatening Indra abt the appraisals..that has to wrk!!

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  3. Parikshith KumarJune 20, 2009 at 10:52 PM

    Indra devta is surely gonna be all senti and emotional after hearing this touching,hearfelt appeal of yours. I'm sure he's gonna wilt and cry a few gallons down on you in no time :-) Get your umbrellas out!!

    By the way, is Megha rani hot? I don't mind pataoing her on behalf of Indra, if that's the case. :-)

    P.S : You kept your word. Good girl, G3.

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  4. BrownPhantomJune 20, 2009 at 11:33 PM

    Funny :)
    Pyaasi aatma ki pukaaar kab tak thukrayegi megha-raani :)..Ab to sarkaar bhi fikar karne lag gayi hain..

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  5. VinnieJune 20, 2009 at 11:51 PM

    oye pyaasi aatma...kya letter hain yeh!
    i wanna 'sign below' :)
    u too love masala chai..wow...i am crazy about it....hope we get our 'thanda thanda cool cool bhaarish' soon :)

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  6. RamyaJune 21, 2009 at 1:44 AM

    Bestest post till date! Megha Rani?? ROFLMAO!

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  7. iceprincessJune 21, 2009 at 8:08 AM

    aaawww..
    i guess..some one up there heard u..and decided to patch things up and open up d skies...
    good one...
    :)
    happy monsoon!!!

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  8. A SJune 21, 2009 at 8:35 AM

    hii atma!

    nice letter par ye padh kar to indra devta faint ho jayenge!!

    but yup nice post, quite well written and creative and different too!!

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  9. InsigniaJune 21, 2009 at 10:24 PM

    Wow...woww....I loved this.. Geography classes, Cost cutting, Appraisal, Pyaar huva......classic!!!!

    By the way, we are getting some amount of rain here. But its not what it ought to be.

    Hope Mr Indra hears you out soon.

    Happy Rains!!

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  10. LakshmiJune 22, 2009 at 4:33 AM

    Gr8 Post... Liked it a lot :)

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  11. raMmYJune 22, 2009 at 10:03 AM

    Oww!! pyaasi aatma!! The brek up thing was awesome!! great romanticizing i must say!!! well written!!

    by the way.. if indra gives a nod at ur place..please refer Hyderabad to him too!! its bloody hot here too!!!

    well written buddy!!

    cheers!
    rammy

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  12. DPhatsezJune 22, 2009 at 5:34 PM

    Sydney aaja! Bahut baarish hain kyunki Indraji ithar ki Goddess ke saath line marela hain :)
    Awesome post!

    Tumhari pyaasi aatma ko jaldi shaanti mil jaaye :)

    Oye! woh masala chai pass kar!!

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  13. gayathri-vishwanathanJune 22, 2009 at 11:13 PM

    amal, pleaseeeeeeeeee courier some clouds here, we are bored of this heat.

    shanu...i feel appraisal ki dhamki always works for everyone ;-) hope it works in indra devta's case too

    parikshith, kaisa hain dost? arre indra devta naa senti hota hain naa mental :( abhi tak barish nahi huvi. tere mouth mein gulab jamun aur rasmalai agar yahaan barish huvi toh. megha rani must be hot, u try pataoing her...but on 1 condition, you will have to arrange for barish.

    brown phantom, arre u know what phantom se mujhe phantom cigarette kii yaad aa gayi, woh fake mint flavored ones. i donno if you still get it. oh about the post, thanks please pray kii yahaan barish ho :)

    vinnie, got an idea, let's start masala chai lovers club...what say? tu bhi meri is letter pe sign kar de :)

    sam, thanks yaar...yeh post hum dono ke taraf se tha.

    iceprincess, thanks for visiting my blog. yaar uparwale ne ab tak meri baat nahi suni...but barish huvi toh tumhare muh mein ghee and sugar.

    AS sacchi indra devta faint ho gaya rahega, no wonder ab tak barish nahi huvi :)

    insignia, i am hoping the same yaar

    thanks lakshmi...tere yahaan barish huvi toh courier kar dena clouds.

    rammy, lets hope indra devta listens to us...if he responds i will send him another mail to bless Hyderabad with rains, will cc u in that mail :)

    D, sydney ke liye tickets bej...passport ready hain mera...

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  14. LakshmiJune 23, 2009 at 5:56 AM

    Its June n the usual time for rains here in Kerala.. though twas a bit late this yr, we(rather,I) hav had enuff.. it was gr8 smellin the wet earth n walkin under my brand new umbrella, skipping the muddy puddles... but now,I got this bloody cold due to the climate change n cant stop sniffling...cant wait to see the sun...

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  15. LakshmiJune 23, 2009 at 5:58 AM

    n yeah.. Thanks for takin time to go thru my blog n leavin those wonderful comments... very much appreciated...:)

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  16. blunt edgesJune 23, 2009 at 6:14 AM

    i see u in almost every blog i visit n thot it was high time i visited these shores :)

    "pyasi aatma" ha? he he he...makes me wanna snigger 4 some reason ;)

    read ur last 2 posts also...neat blog...u'll see me arnd :)

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  17. RamyaJune 23, 2009 at 9:18 AM

    The name Megha Rani sounds like the name of a Bhojpuri movie star! In that case Indra Devta has to be Ravi Kishen... Hamaar Gaon Kab Baras Rahe Ho Babua should be the name of the movie. Ki bolti tu?

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  18. BullsheeJune 27, 2009 at 5:18 AM

    The chillax Hinglish blogging style is very popular...and you've got flair, I admit it...why aren't there a 100 people commenting here already???

    And rains, heard they got there yesterday! Maybe Indradev took your advice!!

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  19. Sharad SharmaJune 27, 2009 at 5:26 AM

    still no rain here! ask for some for me too,if he listens to you :)

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  20. BullsheeJune 27, 2009 at 5:33 AM

    p.s- I actually went to youtube and saw the video...after a very long time...the subconscious power of blogging, i guess....

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  21. Miss KidoJune 27, 2009 at 1:01 PM

    Indra devta hum se toh filhaal kaafi prasanna hai :)

    LOL... That was too good :) pyaasi aatma :D

    Have a great weekend :)

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  22. SGJune 27, 2009 at 5:50 PM

    Nice blog. Loved it. Looks like heavy rains are predicted for Mumbai. Please export some extra rains to us in California. Be safe and take care.

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  23. numerounityJune 28, 2009 at 3:27 AM

    Hey pyasi aatma...Try sprite...yeh bujhaye pyaas, baki sab bakwas...clear hai?

    Hee hee...nice blog you have got...

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  24. gayathri-vishwanathanJune 28, 2009 at 8:57 AM

    hi lakshmi kerala is a lucky place...u dont have to pray for rains...but kerala deserves it, for some reason i feel that keraliites respect and protect nature unlike others. but yes rains do get boring after a while. will keep coming to your blog whn i get time.

    blunt edges, thanx for visiting my blog...hehehe u keep seeing my everywhere...o no i hope my boss does not read this ;-)

    sam...movie kaa plan accha hain bas thoda fin chahiye

    bullshee...hinglish is what i speak and write, but unfortunately not everyone appreciates it.thankfully the rains are here and they have created their share of havoc too.

    kido, indradevta ko bolna to bless us too...lucky u.

    sharad, i think we will have to patao megha rani ourself if we need barish :P

    sg...hehehe so california needs rains too huh? chalo theek hain will export some rains to your place :) take care!

    numerounity...sprite is a nice idea, will try it. thanks for visiting my blog...keep visiting!

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  25. The LaymanJune 29, 2009 at 7:38 AM

    Incredible :)
    You mentioned geography teacher, cost cutting, break offs, molten chocolates, salt water baths, appraisals and old bollywood classics in one para..

    Great sense of humor and ur creativity office is working overitme..
    Nice one G3.

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  26. gayathri-vishwanathanJuly 1, 2009 at 12:32 AM

    thanks layman :)

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  27. Scattered Thoughts...July 1, 2009 at 3:47 AM

    Question - you working part time for nycil and dermicool these days ;)

    This is a tried and tested formula - hmmm.. how a post about that testing? .. I am waiting!! :)

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  28. AbhinavJuly 2, 2009 at 9:05 AM

    I hope bhagwan ne tumharee aur meri.. that is apni sunlee hogi!

    }:-)

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  29. gayathri-vishwanathanJuly 5, 2009 at 6:12 AM

    ST, well how i wish nycil and dermicool pay me for doing their free publicity...sigh! as for a post on the testing...well i am all game for it provided people dont throw shoes and tomatoes at me

    abhinav yes bhagwan ne humari sun lee...yipppie!

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  30. gkamJuly 6, 2009 at 9:11 AM

    Prayers finally answered!
    I like the way u've portrayed it as a nok-jhok between Indra dev and Megha

    Nice fun post!

    Happy Monsoons! :)

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  31. k.ø.c.h.üJuly 6, 2009 at 9:40 PM

    an egg costs 1.6rs it seems..cant waste it here...so catch dis tamatar..!! HIIIIIII..n funny post too..!!!

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  32. Misty RhythmJuly 11, 2009 at 6:46 AM

    lolz...laughed so hard my tummy hurts!!! can we chalk out some deal btwn indra n the rain god of london??!! heeheh kiddin...i'm certain u must've recd good amt of rain after that letter! :)

    lurveee ur blog...will keep visiting!

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  33. gayathri-vishwanathanJuly 11, 2009 at 10:47 AM

    gkam...yes finally my prayers were answered but sadly its not raining properly yet :(

    kochu...tamatar everybody throws that. Egg throw kar do naa please :) thanks for visting

    Thanks misty, yeah if a deal can be worked out then nothing like it.

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