Saturday, May 30, 2009

The updated version of A to Z

I have got this part-time job of taking care of a noisy, rondu baccha. Not that I am paid for this baby-sitting and shitting job, but I took it up just for time pass. I was told that the kid needs to be taught A-Z and some nursery rhymes so that he will be ready before joining the play school this june. In a ekdum rani lakshmi bai ishtyle, I accepted this challenge. Now, that I believe in upgrading the existing educational system, I taught the kid A-Z and nursery rhymes in a different manner. Needless to say, the kid has learnt it all very fast and the mom is fuming, god knows why.

A-Z (some words are missing)
A- AIADMK
B- BJP
C- Congress
D-DMK
J- Janta Dal
M- MNS
N- NDA, NCP (bacche kaa choice)
P- Praja Rajyam
R- RJD
S- Shiv Sena
T- Telegu Desam Party
U- UPA
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water,
God knows what they did up there,
They came down with a daughter
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
I wanted to teach the kid this poem...but then as Circuit tells Munnabhai...you cannot find stars in the sky now. So unfortunately (for me) or fortunately (for the mother of the kid), I could not teach the kid this famous poem effectively :(
Maths: The subject that I loved to hate
1 and 1= 11
4 and 4= 44
8 and 8= 88
00 and 7= James Bond
(some idiot teacher said that the function of 'and' is 'to add'...but I did not want to complicate matters for the kid, so taught him this method :P )
This is just a preview, picture toh abhi baaki hain mere dost ;-) I am sure the kid will grow up to be a smart kid 'like ME' if he is guided by me like this. What say???
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20 comments:

  1. DPhatsezMay 30, 2009 at 9:28 PM

    God help us!

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  2. ChrizMay 31, 2009 at 5:27 AM

    picture abhi bhi bhaakhi hai.. hehe

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  3. Parikshith KumarMay 31, 2009 at 8:16 AM

    The kid will either grow up to be an accountant or a politisan or a doodhwaala. Who knows, he may even be Shakespeare -2. :-)

    But as Arun said, "God help us"

    P.S. Array, naya photvaaa... Woh haath mein kaunsa brand ka daru hai ? :-)

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  4. AbhinavMay 31, 2009 at 9:38 AM

    wow!
    You are really doing a fine job! Loved to read this! Where were you when I was learning ABCD..
    seriously I enjoyed this.. ab main chain se so sakoonga...!
    :)

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  5. ShanuMay 31, 2009 at 10:20 AM

    ROFL

    If only u were my teacher..who knos wat hgts i wld have reached ...Sigh!!

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  6. raMmYMay 31, 2009 at 1:02 PM

    OMG!!! wonder wot the kid will grow up to! u surely will make the kid the Youngest neta.. so much of gyan at such a small age!!

    LOL! well written,..

    cheers
    rammy

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  7. gayathri-vishwanathanJune 1, 2009 at 1:32 AM

    @D: arre why give burden to god...tell me tujhe kis se bachao?

    @chriz...hehehe yeah picture abhi bhi baaki hain.

    @parikshith...arre i think i will make the kid a doodhwala...bahut 'in-demand' profession hain. BTW its a chai kaa glass...i can afford a daru kaa bottle not even a desi one :(

    @abhinav...i was a teacher since time immemorial...bas meri publicity abhi abhi hone lagi :)

    @shanu...i can still be your teacher...bataa which subject do u want me to teach? Bas dont expect me to teach you free of cost

    @rammy...hehe i hope he does not grow up into a gangster or anything...

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  8. RamyaJune 1, 2009 at 6:37 AM

    If u want to teach some music, Sid can be the best teacher.. Karat, Kungfu, Im the best.. like to whack the shit outta people. Wot say??

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  9. A SJune 1, 2009 at 11:43 AM

    hahahah

    nice re :D
    bechara baccha, use itni jhintak guru mili hai, kitnaa lucky hai wo!!

    hahahahaha!!

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  10. gayathri-vishwanathanJune 2, 2009 at 7:04 AM

    @rum...sid will not teach music, mujhse likhke le...he is purely scared to give his sis his jigar kaa tukda guitar...kahan bacchon ko sikhayega?

    @AS thanks yaar...i teach bacchalog all the right things in life so that badey hoke badey aadmi banenge.

    @parikshith...typo error ho gaya, sorry. What i meant was I can't afford daru...not even a desi one...so kaam chaloing with gai kaa doodh

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  11. VinnieJune 2, 2009 at 7:25 AM

    oye!
    where were u hiding all these days yaar ? exactly, what is lacking in our education system...n u, my dear friend is finding ur own :)

    i'm in awe!

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  12. KidoJune 2, 2009 at 8:04 AM

    ROFL!!! Mast!!! Aapki dayaa se iss bache ne phinally ABCD seekh li :D

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  13. gayathri-vishwanathanJune 3, 2009 at 2:15 AM

    @vinnie thanks yaaaaaaaaaaaaar. Do u want to learn any valuable thing from me?? let me know...tere liye free tutions :)

    @kido...yippieeee...bacche ne sab acchi cheezein seekh li :)

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  14. Sharad SharmaJune 3, 2009 at 9:01 AM

    haha.. your posts are fun to read
    I can't wait to see what that little rondu child grows up to , with a foundation , as brilliant as that.
    It could NOT have been better for him!

    Oh I think he can be CEO-in-waiting,CCD India Inc. :P

    Cheers,
    Sharad
    Medley

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  15. Sharad SharmaJune 3, 2009 at 9:03 AM

    grows up to be*

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  16. gayathri-vishwanathanJune 4, 2009 at 6:59 AM

    thanks sharad for the compliments...tere blessings se i guess the kid will grow up to be a great man :)

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  17. QuestJune 6, 2009 at 10:30 PM

    Yeah yeah smart kid :D....
    He definitely has got the preschooling needed to join politics :P

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  18. Karthik SivaramakrishnanJune 12, 2009 at 7:45 AM

    ROFL@the jack and jill version =))

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  19. InsigniaJune 17, 2009 at 3:58 AM

    Wow wow wow...Thanks for the modern version of 'Jack and Jill'..

    Loved this post!

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  20. InsigniaJune 17, 2009 at 4:00 AM

    Wow....Thanks for the modern version of 'Jack and Jill'...

    Loved it to the core!

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