Going through Recessional Atyachar

Some wise man said: Frustration brings out the best in you. True. Given below is the parody of a hit song from Dev D that I and my friend Savio wrote in a chai kii tapri. According to us, it is the best we could come up with.

Scenario: We were completely drunk...I had drunk 15 cups of cutting chai (which makes 7.5 cups of full chai) and Savio had 20 (which makes 10 cups of full chai). We were sad because we had lost our job. As we were discussing who would sacrifice their money to pay the chaiwala...the chaiwala's radio started playing the song 'Emosanal Atyachar' and this is what we made of it.

We dedicated this song to our ex-boss and the sad Job market, stock market and vegetable market.

Jia Jia Jia Jia Doleh…
1-2-3-4…6…

Yeh dil pighla ke saaz bana loon,
dhadkan ko awaz bana loon,
smoking smoking nikle re dhooan.

Seene mein jalti hai appraisal ki arthi,
Arrey what to tell you boss kya hua.
Arrey sapne dekhe pay hike ke,
sab mitti mein mil jaen,
phooken re ghar aur bar ki duniya..
ko bole good bye..
Chad jae haye Allah,
jisko bhi yeh bukhaar,

Tauba Tera Jalwa, Tauba tera pyar,
Going through Recessional Atyachar
Tauba Tera Jalwa, Tauba tera pyar,Going through Recessional Atyachar!

jaa jaa aur bill bar,

oh bill bar ohh!!!
Tauba Tera Jalwa, Tauba tera pyar,Going through Recessional Atyachar!

Ho gai dil ke paar tragedy…tragedy,
lut gai share bazaar, wallet sukh sukh murjhae,
Ho gai dil ke paar tragedy…tragedy,lut gai share bazaar, wallet sukh sukh murjhae,

Boss Boss why did you kick me,
Job de de or kill me,Boss Boss why did you kick me bosss.Boss Boss why did you kick me,
Job de de or kill me,

chai pila, chai pila, chai pila (that sentence was for chaiwala...but he did not wish to serve us more) :(

Tauba Tera Jalwa, Tauba tera pyar,Going through Recessional Atyachar!
Tauba Tera Jalwa, Tauba tera pyar,Going through Recessional Atyachar!

jaa jaa aur bill bar,

oh bill bar ohh!!!

Tauba Tera Jalwa, Tauba tera pyar,Going through Recessional Atyachar!

End result: The chaiwala got bored of us, he demanded money. We paid reluctantly and left the shop. This crap was written 3 months back, when we were jobless and were bored of everything. Today both of us got a decent job with indecent pay. But then that's ok. I shared this crap because I had the urge to do so.

Psst: Pls do not throw tomatoes and chappals at us...if you want you can throw some gandhiji notes at us. We will take it :)