Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Things I am Proud of...

Well, I assume that Neha has tagged me for this one only coz she commented on my facebook wall that I have been tagged.


Ok this is what I am supposed to do:

In this tag, I am supposed to list ten things that I have ever wanted or have done, which my gender is not supposed to do.

Chalo, Shuru Karti hoon:

1. My friend had once challenged me to eat atleast 100 Panipuris that too without meethi chatni within 20 mins. I ate 15 plates (each plate had 8 puris) in 22 mins. Needless to say, my friend was maha impressed by my eating skills and needless to say, I suffered from severe acidity for 3-4 days. Now I have not seen many girls doing this.

2. 20 stitches, multiple scars and burn marks is what you would find on my hands and legs.

3. Aamir Khan said in Ishq that Train, Bus aur Ladki ke peeche kabhi bhaagna nahi chahiye. Ek gayi toh dusri aa jayegi. Now, I don't run after girls but I definitely run behind buses and trains. Infact, I am known to catch chalti huvi gaadi ekdum hero ke mafeek.

4. Ask my friends: Yeh gayathri naam ki ladki kahan rehti hain. And I am sure you would see them searching for the girl coz they don't know gayathri naam ki LADKI. They only know a person called guy-a-3 :)

5. 'Awww', 'Cho Chweet', 'Mwah Mwah', 'Miss u', 'Love u' 'Baby' etc etc does not exist in my dictionary. I am too curt and have a habit of talking to the point. Rather my friends say I lack emotions...which is why they call me guy-a-3.

6. I reveal my age and do not think twice before hiding it :)

7. I don't have the patience to beautify my face. Rather, I feel I look better without makeup.

8. I wanted to become an automobile designer like Dilip Chhabria and had designed a few ones on my English notebook too, but weird I never took the initiative to become one.

9. I played with dolls, but it's a different story that I either broke their hand, their leg, removed their eyes or made them bald instead of taking care of them like a normal girl would do.

10. Last but not the least, someone told me that I have a voice like Sanjay Dutt...and even dad says I sound like a bhai. No wonder some people do get scared of me.


I am not tagging anyone...Thanks Neha...Had fun doing this. Bikram, will take your tag soon :)

Saturday, June 19, 2010

It's Appi Day...

Year 1990: It was 9.00 PM and this was the scene at Appi's home.

Appi: Sollu 3 minus 3 evlo? (Translation: how much is 3 minus 3)
Daughter stares blankly at her father.
(Appi gives 10 minutes to his daughter to solve the problem)
Now almost loosing his cool...he takes out a book, a blue and red sketch pen and writes in a font size 32. 3 minus 3 = 0. Did you get it? If you subtract a number from the same number, you get 0.
Daughter nods as though she has attained enlightenment.
(after 5 minutes, Appi gives her another problem)
Appi: Sollu 5 minus 5 evlo? (Translation: how much is 5 minus 5)
Daughter again stares blankly at her father ;-)
Appi: ( bored of the blank stares) kya karoon meri beti kaa?


Year 2010: It was 9.00 and this was the scene at Appi's home.
(Daughter comes home with 4-5 shopping bags)

Appi: Did you purchase the groceries and vegetables?
Daughter: Yes Appi
Appi: Evlo Total? (Translation: What's the total?)
Daughter: 600 Rs
Appi: And I gave you 1550 Rs, so how much are you supposed to return back?
Daughter: (stares blankly at her father, but recovers soon as she calculates quickly using the mobile and) answers proudly I need to return back 950 Rs.
Appi: (who was not aware of his daughter's shaanpati) said proudly, arre wah sahi jawab. school mein aise solve karti toh...toh aaj meri beti engineer banti ;-)
Daughter: (bored of the same old dialogue) Kya karoon mere Appi kaa?

'By now you might have guessed it...

Appi is none than Mr. Vishwanathan...my rockstar daddy

And Daughter is ofcourse me, Ms. Gayathri Vishwanathan.

P.S: Wishing all my friend's bapulog...a happy and a rocking father's day :)

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

You Know You Grew Up in India in the 90s when...

I had received this mail from one of my friend and all I could think of was to share it with you all. It's a long list...but worth reading...I am sure it would revive your old cherished memories :) YENJOY!!!

You Know You Grew Up in India in the 90s When…

1. You know the words to ‘In-pin-safety-pin’ and ‘akkad-bakkad’ by heart

2. Cricket is almost a religion for you, and you idolize at least one of Rahul Dravid/Sachin Tendulkar/Saurav Ganguly

3. You have read at least some Chacha Chaudhary or Tinkle comics

4. You’ve watched Shaktimaan on TV at least once in your life. And you can immediately recognize the character when you see him.

5. You watched corny dubbed versions of Small Wonder, Silver Spoon, and I Dream of Jeanie

6. A visit to Pizza Hut used to mean a special treat

7. You have seen Kuch Kuch Hota Hai and Hum Aapke Hain Kaun at least 5 times each

8. You still remember the theme song of Hum Paanch. (Hum Paanch, Pam Pam Pam Paanch!)

9. You have played hours upon hour of running and catching, chor-police, lagori, saankli, ‘Doctor, doctor, help us!’, ‘Lock and key’

10.Dog ‘in’ the bone was your favorite co-ed game.

11.You collected trump cards of wrestlers, cricketers, and airplanes, and did not quite understand why your younger siblings were obsessed with Pokemon and the other Japanese trends that followed.

12.Your summer vacations were often synonymous with visiting your grandparents or cousins

13.Bole mere lips, I love uncle Chips!

14.You know the song ‘Made in India’ by Alisha Chinai

15.You have seen many many many episodes of ‘Antakshari’ on Zee TV and know the only thing constant in the show is Annu Kapoor.

16.You were the coolest thing in class if you had a computer in your house while it was still the 90s.

17.You couldn’t wait to start 4th standard so you could start writing with PENS instead of with pencils!

18.You often used terms and phrases like ‘two-say’, ‘same to you, back to you, with no returns’, and ‘shame shame, puppy shame, all the donkeys know your name.’

19.You most probably saw Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge at the cinema at least once. You also fantasized about singing songs in mustard fields as in the movie.

20.You have said ‘haw’ or ‘yuck’ when you saw people kissing in English movies. (nowadays kids are used to it!)

21.Titanic was your FIRST favourite english movie.

22.You thought seeing English movies and speaking English made you the coolest thing ever.

23.You remember the Gujarat earthquake very clearly (even if it happened in jan 26th 2001)

24.Barbies for girls, and GI Joes for boys were the ultimate status symbols. You just wanted more more more and more. And how can I forget Hot Wheels, for both boys and girls?

25."Jungle Jungle Baat Chali Hai Pata Chala Hai! Chaddi Pehen Ke Phool Khila Hai Phool Khila Hai!" You watched "The Jungle Book" every Sunday morning at 9.a.m" and just loved mowgli, bhalu and bagheera. A few years later, you watched Disney Hour, which had cartoons like Aladdin, Gummy Bears, Tail Spin, Uncle Scrooge!

26.At some point or other, cool was your favourite, and therefore, most overused word.

27.You loved licking off the cream from the centre of Bourbon biscuits.

28.There were no Nike, Reebok, Adidas, Puma- Bata and Liberty was the way to go for shoes

29.You have probably consumed more Frooti in your lifetime than there is oil in Iraq.

30.You bought packets of potato chips for the specific purpose of collecting Tazos. And you had Tazos depicting everyone from Confucius to Daffy Duck to Daffy Duck dressed as Confucius.

31.For the longest time, the Maruti 800, the Premier Padmini, THE Fiat, and THE Ambassador were the only cars you saw on the road, and the Contessa was cool because it was bigger.

32.You would literally jump up in excitement if you ever chanced upon an imported car (Oh my gosh, is that really a MERCEDES?)!

33.You used to Fuzen gum. You also chewed Big (big) Babool and/or Boom Boom Boomer chewing gum. They were bright pink and disgusting tasting, but you loved them for the temporary tattoos.

34.Talking of temporary tattoos, you sometimes had contests with your classmates about who had more tattoos on their arm, leg, knee, hand, forehead, wherever.

35.You thought Mario and Contra were the coolest things ever invented, especially if you were a boy.

36.You knew that having the latest Hero or Atlas bicycle would make you the coolest kid on the block.

37.You can imitate Sushmita Sen’s winning gasp to perfection

38.Seemingly senseless acronyms like SRK, DDLJ, DTPH, KKHH actually make sense to you.

39.You have at some point debated who was more beautiful- Aishwarya or Sushmita.

40.You would watch WWF keenly every evening/afternoon and loved Bret Hart "Hitman"! really thought Undertaker had seven lives and he made an “actual” appearance in the Akshay Kumar- starrer Khiladiyon ka Khiladi.

41.You remember the Nirma girl.

42.You remember the ‘doodh doodh piyo glass full doodh’ ad and also the ‘laal kaala peela, gulabi hara neela classic hai badia bristles wala’ and 'roz khao ande' ads.

43.Towards the late 90s (1998-99) at least some of us started our Harry Potter obsessions!

44.You absolutely HAD to go to Essel World if you were with cousins! “Essel World mein rahoonga main, ghar nahin nahin jaaonga main!”

45.You watched the Bournvita Quiz contest on TV pretty religiously. The smarter ones amongst you actually took part in it and had your entire school and your entire extended families watch you on it!

46.If you grew up in the early 90s, you recall the nation’s obsession with Mahabharata on TV

47.In the later 90s, you religiously followed Hip Hip Hooray on Zee. Maybe Just Mohabbat on Sony too

48.You remember parzan dastur sayin "JALEBI!!!!" in the Dhara Ad

49.Andaz Apna Apna is and most probably will always be your favourite comedy flick!! "Aila Jhakaas!!!"

50.This list made you smile.