Saturday, May 22, 2010

Tag kii barish

Insignia has tagged me and so had Blunt Edges some centuries ago. So now without wasting time in pakaoing u...I will start off with Insignia's tag followed by Blunt Edge's Tag.

Insignia's 'Cherry on Top' Award:

About the tag:

I have to write 3 good things about me (It's like asking Gabbar and Mogambo to write good things about themselves)

Ready, Steady Go:

1. I am a harmless creature. I don't even kill roaches (I tell mummy to do it). But honestly, I believe in Live and Let Live and don't like to harm anybody intentionally or unintentionally.

2. I am courteous to Rickshwalas, Bus conductorwalas and all those walas to whom the general public is rude. These Heroes are responsible for making our day to day living hassle free and smooth and I guess one must respect them for that.

3. I am a good citizen of this country and I abide by the laws.


I am passing it on to: Blunt Edges, Shanu, Sid and Sangi :)

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Blunt Edge's Nameless award:

About the Tag: I have to follow the below given rules:

1. List 7 things about yourself that nobody knows
2. Pass on this award to 7 other people
3. Comment on their blog and let them know that they are tagged.


Ready, Steady Go:

1. I am a very lazy lazy lazy person. I am Garfield in Human form.

2. I am still confused about my career. I know I am destined to do something else, probably becoming a Drama Queen like Rakhi Sawant.

3. I don't know to sweet talk and maska marao anybody. This is one primary reason why I am unable to cope up with the Rat race. I just cannot talk with my boss beyond work related things.

4. I can't read a novel or any book beyond 20 pages. I get really impatient and have actually read mystery novels from the back as I want to know the suspense pronto.

5. Salman Khan's dialogue in Wanted: Jab main ek baar commitment de deta hoon to uske baad khud ki bhi nahi sunta...is not applicable to me. Not that I suffer from Commitment phobia, but looking at the frequency at which I change my jobs, I have some serious doubts about it.

6. I am way too independent and this is often mistaken for Ego especially by men :( (the only exception is when I am broke)

7. I am currently having no money in my Savings...so those who are reading this post are free to donate some money into my account.


I am passing it on to: Sangi, Insignia, Neha, Hary, Bikram, Abhinav and moonlite :)


Thursday, May 13, 2010

A song on Water Shortage...

Scenario:

It was a sunday and I had gone out in this kadi dhoop to Siddhivinayak Mandir for Ganeshji's darshan. I came home sweating. Just as I entered the bathroom to take a bath, my mom shouted "Pani nahi hain, use borewell water'. I don't like Borewell water, but woh kehte hain naa...waqt bura hone par sher bhi gaas khata hain, similarly, I had no option but to take bath in borewell water.

I came out refreshed, and switched on the sadela FM, kii achanak this song 'Nayan Tarse' from Dev D was played. As soon as the song ended, I knew what would be my next post...and here it is....Ladeej and Gentlemen...I present before you a bakwaas Parody of an awesome song, and dedicate this to our beloved BMC who without fail remembers to cut the water supply every summer.


Gala (throat) yeh Tarse
Gala yeh Tarse
Pani bhi Na Mile
Gala yeh Tarse

Gala yeh Tarse
Gala yeh Tarse
Tap se naa Bahe Dhaar
Gala yeh Tarse

ohhh Hai Ye
BMC bekaar
Gala yeh Tarse .. Tarse .. Tarse Re …..

Guzar gaye .. Guzar gaye rey
Guzar gaye .. Guzar gaye rey
Jab naa mile yeh jal, badhne lagi hulchul,
Swaha Swaha Hey Hey Hey Hey

Guzar gaye .. Guzar gaye rey
Guzar gaye .. Guzar gaye rey
Yeh garmi ke din aur raat bhi de chuban
Raama Raama Raama Raama Re

Saawan naa barse .. Saawan naa barse
Garmi mein ho bukaar
Sawaan naa Barse

Saawan naa Barse .. Saawan naa Barse
Gamoriyan bhi de hazaar
Sawaan naa Barse

ohhh gaye the raag Malhaar
But Sawaan naa Barse... Barse... Barse Re

Guzar gaye .. Guzar gaye rey
Guzar gaye .. Guzar gaye rey
Jab naa mile yeh jal, badhne lagi hulchul,
Swaha Swaha Hey Hey Hey Hey

Guzar gaye .. Guzar gaye rey
Guzar gaye .. Guzar gaye rey
Yeh garmi ke din aur raat bhi de chuban
Raama Raama Raama Raama Re

P.S: It has not come as nice as the Recessional Atyachar song...so I am waiting for your suggestions. Got any suggestions? Your suggestions may help me improvise this parody :)