I have been tagged by many...but this tag was really fun. I felt as though I am in the Sach kaa saamna sets. Thank you rammy and insignia for tagging me.
The rules of this game are thus…
RULE 1You can only say Guilty or Innocent
RULE 2You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
RULE 3Copy and paste this into your notes , delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 20 of your friends to answer this.
Asked someone to marry you? Innocent
Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Innocent
Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent
Ever told a lie? Guilty
Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? Guilty
Kissed a picture? Guilty
Slept in until 5 PM? Guilty
Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty
Held a snake? Innocent
Been suspended from school? Guilty
Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent
Stolen from a store? Innocent
Been fired from a job? Guilty
Done something you regret? Guilty
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Innocent
Kissed in the rain? Innocent
Sat on a roof top? Guilty
Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Innocent
Sang in the shower? Guilty.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Innocent
Shaved your head? Innocent
Had a boxing membership? Innocent.
Made a girlfriend cry? (Guess its girlfriend or boyfriend) Guilty.
Been in a band? Innocent
Shot a gun? Innocent
Donated Blood? Innocent
Eaten alligator meat? Innocent
Eaten cheesecake? Guilty
Still love someone you shouldn’t? Innocent
Have/had a tattoo? Innocent.
Liked someone, but will never tell who? Innocent
Been too honest? Guilty
Ruined a surprise? Guilty
Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterwards? Guilty
Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty
Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Guilty
Joined a pageant? Innocent
Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty
Had communication with your ex? Innocent
Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Innocent
Got totally angry that you cried so hard? Guilty
Now it's my turn to tag people...err, well I won't tag anybody...Jisko bhi sach kaa saamna karna hain u can do it :)
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Nobody cooperates in corporate…
I am 23 and have been a part of the big, bad corporate world since my teenage days. My first tryst with the big, bad corporate world was when I was 18 years old. I used to do my summer internship then. Whatever I earned as a stipend during those two months would be my pocket money for the rest of the year. My parents were not too impressed about this, but then they realized that kids learn certain things only when they are exposed to the big, bad world.
Agree or disagree, according to me no management book or MBA teaches you the following lessons:
1. He who knows to sweet talk has a bright future
2. No matter how hard you work; the frequency at which you show your face to the management decides your vertical growth in the organization’s hierarchy
3. No matter how trustworthy your female/male colleague is, don’t bitch about anyone in the office. You never know kab kaun party badlega.
4. Be selfish, don’t show the management that you can give your blood and sweat for the company. If your boss tells you to work for extra time, ensure that you get benefits like drop till home, comp off, free dinner etc etc.
5. Don’t ever allow the company to take you for granted because, today the company which is treating you so well will not think twice before kicking you out tomorrow.
6. Be diplomatic even if it’s not in your blood. I have a sharp tongue but I talk to my colleagues in a very politically correct manner. I sound like an 80 year old then :)
7. Don’t be too happy if your company arranges events such as DJ party, quarterly parties and blah, blah…fine they act as a good stress buster but tell me can there be a better stress buster than getting time to spend with your family?
I remember learning about corporate ethics and management principles during my grad days. Today I understand it was all shudh bakwaas. Ethics and principles are just on paper, they are all utopian concepts. They do not exist at all. Today I am left disillusioned. I have been witnessing lot of politics, lot of bitching, and lot of insecurity since the age of 18. I am a mute spectator and I hate it. I am trying to run away from this corporate duniya, but the sight of Gandhi notes keeps bringing me back to the Air Conditioned Prison. My parents say that I have become very hard hearted, well can’t help it, the zalim duniya has made me like this. I have become big time kamini and I do feel guilty sometimes, but then honestly I can't help it...I have to be that way.
Oh from kamini I am reminded of this song from the movie kaminey, I am leaving you with this song. It has become my current fav song now.
For people who have not yet joined the corporate world:
You need not get worried or disillusioned; I don’t think all companies are that bad.
Agree or disagree, according to me no management book or MBA teaches you the following lessons:
1. He who knows to sweet talk has a bright future
2. No matter how hard you work; the frequency at which you show your face to the management decides your vertical growth in the organization’s hierarchy
3. No matter how trustworthy your female/male colleague is, don’t bitch about anyone in the office. You never know kab kaun party badlega.
4. Be selfish, don’t show the management that you can give your blood and sweat for the company. If your boss tells you to work for extra time, ensure that you get benefits like drop till home, comp off, free dinner etc etc.
5. Don’t ever allow the company to take you for granted because, today the company which is treating you so well will not think twice before kicking you out tomorrow.
6. Be diplomatic even if it’s not in your blood. I have a sharp tongue but I talk to my colleagues in a very politically correct manner. I sound like an 80 year old then :)
7. Don’t be too happy if your company arranges events such as DJ party, quarterly parties and blah, blah…fine they act as a good stress buster but tell me can there be a better stress buster than getting time to spend with your family?
I remember learning about corporate ethics and management principles during my grad days. Today I understand it was all shudh bakwaas. Ethics and principles are just on paper, they are all utopian concepts. They do not exist at all. Today I am left disillusioned. I have been witnessing lot of politics, lot of bitching, and lot of insecurity since the age of 18. I am a mute spectator and I hate it. I am trying to run away from this corporate duniya, but the sight of Gandhi notes keeps bringing me back to the Air Conditioned Prison. My parents say that I have become very hard hearted, well can’t help it, the zalim duniya has made me like this. I have become big time kamini and I do feel guilty sometimes, but then honestly I can't help it...I have to be that way.
Oh from kamini I am reminded of this song from the movie kaminey, I am leaving you with this song. It has become my current fav song now.
For people who have not yet joined the corporate world:
You need not get worried or disillusioned; I don’t think all companies are that bad.
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